Good evening, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Earls Court!
My name is Gary Yudman and we're going to have a great show this evening!
The band is backstage and will be ready to go in just a few minutes.
Before the show begins the house management would like to request just a few things.
First: Please no fireworks!
Also, please no flash cameras and any unauthorised audio or video equipment even without being used may be confiscated.
So please safe yourself a lot of hassle.
Well, I think the band is about ready to go now.
No, no, not quite yet.